Dating and Relationship

Laura, 21 from Southwark, London Looking For Serious Relationships

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Laura, 21 from Southwark, London

 

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Laura’s Characteristics

Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Light Blonde
Hair Length: Shoulder
Height: 5’5″-5’8″
Build: A Little Curvy
Ethnicity: Caucasian / White
Religion: Atheist
Marital Status: Single
Smoker: None
Drinker: Frequent
Playing Safe: Always
Shaved: Smooth
Pierced: No
Favourite Position: Doggy Style

About Laura

Sex is my greatest passion and talent. Having said that, I do have standards that consist of tall, older, intelligent men who respect women – no matter how filthy they are – but aren’t going to hold back in the sack.

I am a very experienced sub and masochist, but I’m always looking to try new things, the filthier the better. Not looking for any of this “partner in crime” bullshit – dominant men only.

Laura is here for

Casual encounters, Discreet relationships, Couples, Threesomes and One night stands.

Laura’s Interests

Strip clubs, Fetish clubs, Adult movies at home, Swinging parties, S&M clubs, Visiting “Special” shops, Oral – receiving, Oral – giving, Anal, Mutual Play, Role Playing, Voyeurism, Public games, Fun with food and Orgies

UK Gov ‘Hand Out Service’ New Hooters

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The UK Government is notorious for giving free hand outs for any immigrants and the millions of dossers in GB – Great Britain that are too lazy to get a job

Today we bring you the annoying news that a wannabe model slapper Josie Cunningham has now got a new pair of 36DD Hooters – Tits – Boobs – Knockers – Jugs – Breasts et al and more… all free gratis courtesy of the NHS – National Health Service.

More breaking news on this story that is busting the headlines – quote – Wannabe model Josie Cunningham, 22, had a £4,800 breast op funded by the taxpayer after telling her GP that being flat-chested was causing emotional distress.

The Leeds telesales girl said: “My new boobs have changed my life, now I want to be the new Katie Price.”

Despite earning just £9,000-a-year in telesales, Josie has made several trips from her Yorkshire home to get used to the celebrity lifestyle in London nightspots.

But last night critics angrily blasted the op which boosted her bust to an eye-popping 36DD as a “waste” of taxpayers’ cash.

Josie had implant surgery at St James’s Hospital, Leeds, in January after telling her doctor that being flat-chested was causing her emotional distress.

Josie Cunningham, previously a 32A, added: “My new boobs have changed my life. Now I can’t wait to do topless and swimsuit photoshoots and become the new Katie Price.

“I want the world to see the new me and want money and fame just like Katie — and my new boobs can make it all happen.” – Attribution to TheSun.Co.Uk

What’s reassuring is that her intellect is still intact with the guarantee that her brain is centered firmly around the perky end of her silicone enhanced breasts where out pop a pair of brain dead nipples. No way is this Leeds slapper running away from her parental commitments no her two children from a previous relationship a five year old boy Harley and two year old Frankie have no worries these very well cared for kids will be looked after by Josie Cunningham’s parent while mum is away taking care of business flashing off her silicone enhanced titties. Where in London night clubs in the hope that she will get pulled by a BPL – Barclays Premier League footballer who will then get down to sucking silicone whelping nipples ala WAG style before out comes the tool to f**k the brains out of the bird with free new hooters courtesy of the NHS – National Health Service.

UK Gov ‘Hand Out Service’ New Hooters…