National Lottery Winner Alun Jones now has One Million Ways to get a Girlfriend

Caerphilly
South Wales
Saturday, February 02, 2013

Bachelor Alun Jones is one lucky guy as he has just won the national lottery pulling in a cool one million UK pounds, which now means that Alun expects girls to come knocking at his door wanting to be his girlfriend. Alas regrettably we have to be a bit more blunt than that and say girls will come for sure but they will more likely than not, be not too keen to cum in an explosive sexual way. In fact they are likely to come knocking wanting some of the one million UK pounds in the Alun Jones bank account…

Here is a clip of the breaking news – quote –

•    Alun Jones on his own admission is 27 going on 60
•    Never had a girlfriend in all his 27 years
•    “I’ve never been lucky with girls because I just like going out with my mates at the bowling club. But I’m hoping that will change now. I expect I’ll get a lot of offers from girls.”
•    “I’m looking forward to getting my first girlfriend.”

Something tells me that this is yet another Lottery winner heading for a whole heap of trouble thanks to a bunch of money grabbing stop at nothing women….

After all the ilk of women who chase gold are so calculating that the only single thing that may temp them to stay once they have the hands on the money, is a huge erect penis! But according to sex records about Welsh men the stats say that they are in the majority sub 7 inch guys which is at least 3 inches short of keeping a vagina on the straight and narrow orgasmic avenue.

Let’s be sure Alun Jones will rise to the occasion but thereafter will the pudenda stand in line very unlikely…

National Lottery Winner Alun Jones now has One Million Ways to get a Girlfriend…

Legend
Alun Jones – Winner of the National Lottery January 2013 winning a cool £1,135,578